These days, money is tight and everyone is trying to save a buck. Today, I've got some great tips for getting FREE FOOD. The way to do it, is think like a dog!
Just try my amazing foolproof system, and people will give you free food every time! If you practice in front of a mirror, before trying this out, you'll have the best results.
#1) Sit under the dining room table during mealtime and look really sad.
There is a HUGE payoff for you if there are small children in the family who do not like to eat meat or cheese. Once you look sad, target the non-meat and cheese eaters in the family by "accidentally" brushing against them with your foot.
#2) Sit near the stove during meal preparation time and look really sad.
The key to making this system work is EYE CONTACT, you must make eye contact. Once people see you sad eye look, they turn into a mushy mess that you can easily manipulate. The food scraps will fly your way, once you accomplish this!
#3) Sit on the floor next to the couch during football, baseball, or basketball games and stare at the people on the couch.
YOU MUST LOOK SAD and YOU MUST MAKE EYE CONTACT. Once you make eye contact, move closer to the couch and put your chin on a person's leg, then LOOK EVEN SADDER.
This system will get you free snacks (go for the meat and cheese. vegetables are okay, too). It can also get you free affection, especially short pats on the head.
While we're talking about food. Veterinarians will probably tell you to not feed your dog any kind of people food.
For those of you who do give your dog people food treats, there are some things people should never allow dogs to eat, because the foods are toxic to dogs. The list of dangerous foods below is from the ASPCA. For more details, click here for the ASPCA website article.
Toxic Foods to Avoid Feeding Pets
Coffee, Chocolate, Caffeine
Alchohol, Avocado
Macadamia Nuts
Grapes, Raisins
Yeast Dough
Raw, Undercooked Meat, Eggs and Bones
Xylitol (used as a sweetener)
Onions, Garlic, Chives
Milk
Salt
Have a safe and fun holiday everyone!
Love and sloppy kisses,
Daisy
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